The Grim Reaper Awaits You on Your Next Beach Excursion
The number of coronavirus cases and fatalities in Florida is at its peak, so what better time to drop restrictions on social distancing and open...
Sheriff’s Deputies Rush to Call for Help, but it Didn’t Add Up
“Help…Please…Get me out of here.” That’s the lettering on a yellow sheet of paper a maintenance worker saw in an apartment window in Naples, Florida....
Hop, Hop, Hop. Here’s Comes the Easter Bunny With Some Porno
[caption id="attachment_863" align="alignleft" width="150"] Courtesy of Pixabay[/caption] Maybe they'll make a movie about this--Inside the Green Egg, or Deep Bunny, or Easter Bunny Does Bunnell....
Animals in the News: Missing Miami Dog Found in Michigan
We start off today’s report with news certain to bring a smile to your bandanna-covered face. In a town outside of Flint, Michigan, a woman...
It Can Be a Challenge to Take License With Donald Trump
It can be a challenge to take license with America’s 45th president. Literally. In Sweden, Marcus Saaf, admitting he “was drunk and thought it was...
The Naked Truth: Bank Robbery Doesn’t Pay
So, if you want to rob a bank in the worst way, how do you go about doing it? Take a lesson from a Fort...
Florida’s Haunted Interstate 4 Claims Even More Victims
A stretch of Interstate 4, known as the Dead Zone, has been eating cars. In its entirety, I-4 connects Tampa with Daytona Beach, cutting through...
Tidbits From My Old Files–Stories That Never Made It
I’m stranded aboard my houseboat, the Miss Demeanor, practicing social distancing while we wait and pray for the coronavirus pandemic to pass. Trying to be...
Looking for Some Shade–Avoid the Tree of Death
So there you are on a hot, tropic day and a shower breaks out. So you slip under a pretty green tree sporting what looks...