Golf in the Time of Coronavirus: Florida Man Strikes Again
It's refreshing to learn that even in the midst of a deadly pandemic where thousands are dying and millions are containing themselves in self-isolation, that...
Hop, Hop, Hop. Here’s Comes the Easter Bunny With Some Porno
[caption id="attachment_863" align="alignleft" width="150"] Courtesy of Pixabay[/caption] Maybe they'll make a movie about this--Inside the Green Egg, or Deep Bunny, or Easter Bunny Does Bunnell....
Animals in the News: Missing Miami Dog Found in Michigan
We start off today’s report with news certain to bring a smile to your bandanna-covered face. In a town outside of Flint, Michigan, a woman...
It’s Florida, So It’s Weird, but Not All is Doom and Gloom
Alexander Strange is marooned in Key West waiting out the pandemic. Here's his latest report. We start out this edition of The Strange Files with...
So, You Were Thinking About a Midnight Snack of Raw Centipede?
While we’re all on lockdown, avoiding contact with one another lest we spread or catch what some are calling the “invisible enemy,” I thought I...
It Can Be a Challenge to Take License With Donald Trump
It can be a challenge to take license with America’s 45th president. Literally. In Sweden, Marcus Saaf, admitting he “was drunk and thought it was...
The Naked Truth: Bank Robbery Doesn’t Pay
So, if you want to rob a bank in the worst way, how do you go about doing it? Take a lesson from a Fort...
Florida’s Haunted Interstate 4 Claims Even More Victims
A stretch of Interstate 4, known as the Dead Zone, has been eating cars. In its entirety, I-4 connects Tampa with Daytona Beach, cutting through...
Tidbits From My Old Files–Stories That Never Made It
I’m stranded aboard my houseboat, the Miss Demeanor, practicing social distancing while we wait and pray for the coronavirus pandemic to pass. Trying to be...