West Virginia to America: Kiss This!
West Virginia's governor, Jim Justice, recently ended his State of the State address by telling singer Bette Midler to kiss his dog's ass. Justice was...
Further Evidence the Loch Ness Monster Could Still Be Lurking
By J.C. Bruce We now have additional evidence that the Loch Ness Monster may be real. Not eyewitness evidence, mind you, in the sense that...
Never Stiff Your Bartender
By J.C. Bruce Never stiff your bartender. That’s the lesson from how police were able to find and arrest the hooligans who burned Key West’s...
Strange Currents, Mister Manners Win Awards
The Florida Writers Association, the state's largest and most prestigious literary organization, has announced that two novels by J.C. Bruce -- Strange Currents and Mister...
In Opa-locka You Can Now Drop Your Drawers With Impunity
[caption id="attachment_923" align="aligncenter" width="300"] No ifs ands or butts in Opa-locka[/caption] For years, the south Florida city of Opa-locka, already one of the most unusual...
Fowl Play at Louisiana Bank Sends Police on Wild Hunt
Don’t call it a manhunt. It’s a chicken hunt. Police in Walker, Louisiana are scratching around for a pesky fowl who has been harassing bank...
Dateline Florida: Masking the Gunshine State’s Problems
By J.C. Bruce I have been assigned by Tropic Press to write this new periodic dispatch from the Gunshine State, an effort to provide a...
Woman Alarmed by Mysterious Krakow Pastry Lizard
By Alexander Strange This is a test. There are two images accompanying this article. One is a photograph of an iguana, a kind of lizard. The...
Coronavirus in Florida Claims an Entire City but the Mermaids Survived
Thousands of lives have been lost in Florida due to the coronavirus pandemic and now the disease has claimed an entire city. Thankfully, the mermaids...