Dateline Florida: Masking the Gunshine State’s Problems
By J.C. Bruce I have been assigned by Tropic Press to write this new periodic dispatch from the Gunshine State, an effort to provide a...
Woman Alarmed by Mysterious Krakow Pastry Lizard
By Alexander Strange This is a test. There are two images accompanying this article. One is a photograph of an iguana, a kind of lizard. The...
Coronavirus in Florida Claims an Entire City but the Mermaids Survived
Thousands of lives have been lost in Florida due to the coronavirus pandemic and now the disease has claimed an entire city. Thankfully, the mermaids...
Florida Man Smiles, Waves at Camera as He Loots U.S. Capitol
Less than 24 hours after a failed coup attempt at the U.S. Capitol, the FBI and other police agencies have launched a massive manhunt for...
God, Space Aliens and Demons Make Their Debut in Presidential Race
By Alexander Strange They say politics makes strange bedfellows. And it’s hard to imagine, with less than ninety days until the election, that it could...
Sheriff’s Deputies Rush to Call for Help, but it Didn’t Add Up
“Help…Please…Get me out of here.” That’s the lettering on a yellow sheet of paper a maintenance worker saw in an apartment window in Naples, Florida....
Golf in the Time of Coronavirus: Florida Man Strikes Again
It's refreshing to learn that even in the midst of a deadly pandemic where thousands are dying and millions are containing themselves in self-isolation, that...
Hop, Hop, Hop. Here’s Comes the Easter Bunny With Some Porno
[caption id="attachment_863" align="alignleft" width="150"] Courtesy of Pixabay[/caption] Maybe they'll make a movie about this--Inside the Green Egg, or Deep Bunny, or Easter Bunny Does Bunnell....
Animals in the News: Missing Miami Dog Found in Michigan
We start off today’s report with news certain to bring a smile to your bandanna-covered face. In a town outside of Flint, Michigan, a woman...