Honorary Florida Man Award Goes to…
A 53-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested after police said he killed his friend for summoning Bigfoot to murder him. Larry Doll Sanders was fishing with...
Tasty Tumble into Chocolate Vat Not So Sweet
It sounds like a dream come true: Swimming in a tub of liquid chocolate. But it was a nightmare for a pair of workers at...
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Did Elvis really sing to a hound dog on television? Is falling into a vat of chocolate a dream come true or a nightmare? Did...
West Virginia to America: Kiss This!
West Virginia's governor, Jim Justice, recently ended his State of the State address by telling singer Bette Midler to kiss his dog's ass. Justice was...
No More Bird Brain Jokes, Please
By Alexander Strange Make all the jokes you want about ‘bird brains,” but these cockatoos have been intriguing scientists with their learning capabilities. The photo,...
Never Stiff Your Bartender
By J.C. Bruce Never stiff your bartender. That’s the lesson from how police were able to find and arrest the hooligans who burned Key West’s...
In Opa-locka You Can Now Drop Your Drawers With Impunity
[caption id="attachment_923" align="aligncenter" width="300"] No ifs ands or butts in Opa-locka[/caption] For years, the south Florida city of Opa-locka, already one of the most unusual...
Fowl Play at Louisiana Bank Sends Police on Wild Hunt
Don’t call it a manhunt. It’s a chicken hunt. Police in Walker, Louisiana are scratching around for a pesky fowl who has been harassing bank...
Dateline Florida: Masking the Gunshine State’s Problems
By J.C. Bruce I have been assigned by Tropic Press to write this new periodic dispatch from the Gunshine State, an effort to provide a...