Straight-Talking Dr. Anthony Fauci Will Be Missed
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Dateline Florida: Masking the Gunshine State’s Problems
By J.C. Bruce I have been assigned by Tropic Press to write this new periodic dispatch from the Gunshine State, an effort to provide a...
Why We Can’t Make Vaccine Doses Any Faster
President Biden has promised enough doses for all American adults by this summer. There’s not much even the Defense Production Act can do to deliver...
The Grim Reaper Awaits You on Your Next Beach Excursion
The number of coronavirus cases and fatalities in Florida is at its peak, so what better time to drop restrictions on social distancing and open...
Golf in the Time of Coronavirus: Florida Man Strikes Again
It's refreshing to learn that even in the midst of a deadly pandemic where thousands are dying and millions are containing themselves in self-isolation, that...
Hop, Hop, Hop. Here’s Comes the Easter Bunny With Some Porno
[caption id="attachment_863" align="alignleft" width="150"] Courtesy of Pixabay[/caption] Maybe they'll make a movie about this--Inside the Green Egg, or Deep Bunny, or Easter Bunny Does Bunnell....
It’s Florida, So It’s Weird, but Not All is Doom and Gloom
Alexander Strange is marooned in Key West waiting out the pandemic. Here's his latest report. We start out this edition of The Strange Files with...
Florida Once Again a Laughingstock in the Midst of the Pandemic
With toilet paper stripped from grocery store shelves by hoarders, people are left to use alternatives that don’t always flush very well. Florida wastewater treatment...
So, You Were Thinking About a Midnight Snack of Raw Centipede?
While we’re all on lockdown, avoiding contact with one another lest we spread or catch what some are calling the “invisible enemy,” I thought I...