A Little Nookie With Blue Lights Flashing
So where's the most unusual place you've ever had sexual relations? In the back seat? Betcha not a back seat like this. It began when...
That Was The Weird Year That Was
A big shout-out to the Associated Press and other Florida newspapers for this summary of weird news from 2019. Keep being weird, Florida. In 2019,...
Remembering a Merry Yellow Christmas
While most families were busy Christmas morning opening presents, we were learning how to use the fire extinguisher up at Uncle Leo’s place in Strawberry....
Lightning Blows Up Florida Woman’s Toilet
A Florida woman had the feces scared out of her this week when lightning caused her toilet to explode. During a thunderstorm, a bolt of...
Headline News: Man Holds Elf Hostage
The headline in the Naples Daily News was irresistible: Man barracades elf in home with baby. No, I wasn’t drawn to the story because my...
Florida Man Bites Off Fingertips to Avoid Arrest
A fugitive from Tampa faced a dilemma as he sat in the backseat of a police cruiser in Tallmadge, Ohio, a suburb of Akron. Kirk...
Smoking Can Kill You — And Your Car
E-cigarettes are supposed to be the safer alternative to smoking. None of those nasty tars and carcinogenic poisons that will turn your lungs into coal...
Rescue Crew Saves Man’s Life, Then His Grass
HUDSON, FL – This is a story of heroes and villains. First, the heroes. They’re the members of the Pasco County Fire Rescue Station here...
Monkey Business: Wild Rhesus Macaques Roaming Central Florida
Hundreds of rhesus macaque monkeys are roaming central Florida and there have been several reports of them pestering people. Recently, Brian Pritchard of Ocala photographed a troop...